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Everything.". — Unknown. "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'Keep away from children.'". — Susan Savannah. "Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.". — Harriet Beecher Stowe. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.". — Unknown.
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Inspiring Mother's Day quotes. 26. "I remember my mother's prayers, and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life." —Abraham Lincoln. 27. "As is the mother, so is.
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1. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ― Milton Berle 2. "Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future." ―.
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Funny Mothers Day Messages #1. To my beloved mom, for the long time owner of my heart, soul, and wealth. Rather, in the past month, my salary is double, right? Thank you for being a mother who is so kind to her son." #2. Mother, like wine, you get so much more fun as time goes by." #3. Mothers know that kids look in the future with their own eyes."
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You wrestled a bear? Cool. I removed a splinter from a two year-old's finger. I think we're even. If there is a tooth fairy, it only seems fair that there should be a wine fairy and a laundry fairy. Kids shouldn't get all the magic. Stepping on a LEGO land mine at 4:30 a.m. while holding a baby and not falling should be an Olympic sport.
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56 Hilarious Mother's Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mama's Day By Stephanie Sengwe • Published Mar 17, 2023 Your mom has done a lot for you over the years. She taught you how to apply eyeliner, consoled you after those tough breakups and is always willing to whip up your favorite mac and cheese every time you ask.
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125+ Best Mother's Day Quotes for Mom in 2023 Written by Shutterfly Community Last Updated: Apr 4, 2023 Mother's Day is the special time of year when you get to celebrate your first best friend and the person you always turn to when you need advice. Mother's Day is also a great time to show your love for all the other wonderful women in your life.
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1 Susan Savannah "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children'." Woman's Day 2 Lane Olinghouse.
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1. If at first you don't succeed… Try again! Happy Mother's Day from your secondborn. 2. Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child! 3. My favorite child gave me this card for Mother's Day. (Shop card at Thortful) Photo courtesy of Thortful 4. The third time's a charm! Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child! 5.
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Funny Mother's Day Quotes to Brighten Her Day: Mother's Day is a time for celebration, appreciation, and a good dose of laughter. These quotes are not your typical Hallmark greetings, but they're guaranteed to bring a smile to Mom's face and a hearty laugh to her belly. The Sweet Irony of Motherhood "Motherhood: Powered by love.
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Mom, I know you do the dishes. And I know you cook the food. I know you scrub down all the floors. Even when you're in a bad mood. And every night you walk the dog. While I'm watching all my shows. On Thursday's you take out the trash. And every spring you wash the windows. Mom, I know you're sad I'll go someday.
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Parenting is HARD. As I continue this journey of raising my four children, I have learned to live by two important rules: Soak up every moment because the days are long but the years truly are short.
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Funny Mothers Day Quotes. Here are a few Mothers Day quotes we find particularly funny for stashing in Mom's card this year. 14. My nickname is "Mom" but my full name is "Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom" 15. Parenting: if you feel crazy then you're doing it right. 16. I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are.